Nothing but diarrhea

This usually happens when one person over exagerates a story that may or may not have happened. This person usually does this to bring attention to himself, so he can be the center of attention.

Did you just fart? No. Why? Because everytime you talk, nothing but diarrhea comes out.

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PANIC FACE

When you suddenly realize you lost something that you just had (ie: eye glasses, keys, cell phone) you get this panic look on your face, your stomach drops and you do a 40 yard sprint to the last location you thought you had them, to realize you had them all along.

Person #1 UH OH! You have your panic face on, what did you lose?

Person #2 I CAN'T FIND MY GLASSES.

Person #1 Get back here dumb ass! There on your face.

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