Double Dump

When you have skipped a shit one day, so that when you poo the following day, it is a double dump.
Furthermore, the first Portion stinks more as it has festered inside you for some time.

Hey Lachlan, I'm gonna be late back from lunch!
Why is that, Falvey?
Oh, I have to have a double dump.
You will be a while, make sure you spray!

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Spanklenuts

(n) a person who is a bit of a twat. Gormless of sorts. Lacks character or does stuff that isn't really adding value.

Hey Jamie, where are the left over hamburgers?

Oh, Brad ate them.

He is such a spanklenuts!

Yep, he sure is.

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Pomunist

A person from Great Britain or UK (same thing) who emigrates to another country and shares their opinions about what's wrong with their new place of residence or work.

'Arry: Hey oop, no decent curry 'ere!

Bill: Noo, no decent football, crisps or beer either!

'Arry: Aye, too warm in all.

Hickman: Well piss off back home then you Pomunist!

Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks

A person who is a bit of a dick. The kind of person who would fart in an elevator as he leaves or eat the last slice of pizza, even after eating most of it, before others arrive to have their first piece.

Who ate all the pies?

Oh, that was Lachlan

But I didn't get any!

Yeah, What a Wankle Mc Knuck Knucks.

True Dat

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Cunty McTwat Twat

Similar to Spanklenuts but worth the extra Syllables. A person who consistently performs in a twatty manner and needs to take the effort not to be such a cock.

Who keeps taking the newspaper from our crew room?

Oh, Lachlan does.

He is such a Cunty McTwat Twat

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SATIS

When things are OK. Not great but not shitty either. Short for satisfactory but shortened for ease of speech or writing.
Used in F700's to denote a functional check was satisfactory.
Can be shortened to "S", which also stands for serviceable.

Pretty much, if things are ticking along as wanted, or advertised, then you are "SATIS"

Aaron: Hey Malky, how are you?

Malky: SATIS.

Aaron: Sweet.

Also

Functional check of RADAR carried out, "SATIS".

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Cuntful

When a woman is sick to death or Had it up to here with a situation. A man could say, "I've had a gutsful", however, a woman could use this term instead to exclaim how angered she is.

Using this phrase in a crowded shop or public transport is guaranteed to get attention and results.

Men may not use this term as it just isn't biologically possible.

Clerk: I'm sorry but we have had to reschedule your appointment

Corrie: I've just about had a cuntful of your bullshit.

Clerk: ...uh...OK...umm...

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