schmooves

Smooth moves to obtain goods or services. Often to the other sex.

Brad: I was going to get a parking ticket for being 5 minutes over but I put on my schmooves for the lady and she let me off.

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schmoove

To move in such a way that is extremely smooth and impressive

OUUUUUU, did you see that? Look at him schmoove, bro!

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schmooving

when you schmoovin'.

i don't think we can trust anyone that be schmooving like that.

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schmooving

when you move elegantly in a mario maker level on walkies

Guy 1: Woah he's so good at mario
Guy 13: hes schmooving!

Simpleflips: YOU ALL SUCK DICK

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schmoove

Something that is so fucking bad ass that the universe buckles under it's awesomeness.

The cat is god damn schmoove.

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schmoov

Schmoov is a combination af smooth,hard and slick!
Some people say that the Brookstar is schmoov!!

Coop: *looks towards Brookstar* Oh, i wish i was schmoov and hard like the Brookstar.
Brookstar: Oi, Coop you wanker stop lookin at me!!!
Coop: Oh shit,*shits pants for the third time, then runs of crying*
Coop: Why dose this always happen to me!!!!!

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schmoove

To describe a certain group that keeps this fucking bad ass word a secret to other groups.

Is Spode schmoove? Probably...

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