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Vomit

Finnish urban legend says, that there lives (or lived) creature named Vomit in Midle-Finland. He had vomited himself into this universe, and he is also known as "Strangler" and "Urakoitsija" (which means worker in finnish). The tale says he had taken the body of drunken bum in order to get close to his victims. He has insane obsession to drinking (mostly beer and jaegermaister), smoking and repairing various things. He's former sailor. He's known for "The boiler room effect". He lures innocent children to his houses boiler room and commits his mystique fetishes to them. and he is always in drunken haze.

Dude, I saw Vomit in a pub! He was so drunk that he had dropped his food all over his clothes, pissed in his pants and booze had knocked him out!

by NZArt October 22, 2006

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shotgun

When you shit during diarrhea and the inside of the toilet seat is covered in shit like after a bomb, you just did a SHOTGUN! Very annoying and infernal feeling is left in your asshole, and cleaning of toilet seat is not possible. Shotgun is very common if you have spend a week in Hungary drinking booze 24/7.

-Is John coming?
-I quess not, because his asshole just blew up during a shotgun.

by NZArt October 22, 2006

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