Bacon Sex

Often known as Kilpatrick Filattio, but can be any kind of sex involving bacon wrapped around and/or stuffed inside appendages or orifices

S.C.: How 'bout it then?
S.K.: Mind if we try Bacon Sex?
S.C.: Of course not, sex is the second best use for Bacon

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Flying Manning

The Flying Manning is a gay sex position best described as a cowboy with the rider flapping their extended arms and screaming "I'M FLYING, I'M FLYING"

S.C: So how was the lift home last night?
A.B: Terrible, he gave me The Flying Manning

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Super Manning

A sex position akin to the missonary position, with the person on top extending their arms and legs and humming the superman theme.

S.C.: (Humming superman theme song)
S.K.: What are you doing?
S.C.: I'm Super Manning

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Inverse Manning

A sex position very similiar to the flying manning, however using a reverse cowboy/girl instead.

A.F.: Dude, that chick looks kinda backwards
S.C.: Sounds like a prime recipient for the Inverse Manning

Tag Team Manning

Any Manning sex position involving more than two people, and anyone may be tagged in or out at any time.

S.K.: Why did you invite A.F. and E.N.?
S.C.: We wanted to do the Tag Team Manning

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