tambourine

A musical instrument commonly used as a distraction during a catastrophic, horrific, or otherwise epic event.

Guy 1: A man wielding a tambourine in Longview totally went ape-shit today holding a busful of children hostage and cursing profanities at an elderly lady trying to give the children candy.

Guy 2: what...the...fuck......!!!WHY DID HE HAVE A TAMBOURINE!!!

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