When you are banging your girl in the shower, and right before she orgasms, you hit her in the head with a can of tuna. Preferably the four-pack. âYou wanted to know what a #ScreamingMermaid was right??!!
My girl begged me to tell her what âThe Screaming Mermaidâ was, so I banged her in the shower, and before she came, I hit her in the head with a can of tuna. She was so bewildered, she didnât even ask me why Tuna was in the shower in the first place.
One who has transcended to a near unachievable plane of douchebaggery. This douchebag is considered extremely rare, and "not of this world". They are more appropriately labeled as "not of this solar system", or "Galactic". Achieving this level of douchebaggery is widely accepted as only theoretically possible.
Paul: "What the fuck is wrong with THAT asshole"?
Mike: Bro, don't even try to figure it out. Justin is a douchebag on a "galactic scale"....or Justin is a "Galactic douchebag".
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A method used by the religious(typically female) to convert the non-religious. It generally begins with flirtatious eye contact and body language, and segues to an invitation to a church, where the nonbeliever successfully stomachs the primitive ritualistic nonsense, and bangs her that night.
PJ: " Yeah, Katie tried to pull a flirt to convert on me yesterday."
Wes: " What happened?"
PJ: " I banged her. Then, I think she asked for forgiveness....I'm seeing her again tonite."
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