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Guy with man tits walked up behind a bald man & places tits on top of bald mans head representing Mickey Mouse ears.
That guy looks like he has Mickey Mouse ears !
Oh wait no thatâs just a fat mans tits on his head
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When a girl is giving a blowjob / handjob she then lifts the penis up into one hand out of the way then puts his balls in her mouth and starts humming.
Guy 1- dude this girl had my balls in her mouth last night then she just started humming!
Guy 2- wtf?
Guy 1- yeah I had to ask what she was doing and she said itâs called the âhummingbirdâ. Shit felt great!
Guy 2- Damn I need to get my girl to do that for me!
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Deflowering a virgin while gardening.
While gardening I seen her next door neighbour walk up behind her and de-frangifani her.
An anorexic male typically named Matty that has a massive cock.
Girl- I went to see Matty the other night heâs such a sploofleburger!
When a woman feels pitty (feels sorry or feels bad) in a man for any of various reasons, so she puts her pride aside and asks him if he wants to titty fuck her only to make himself feel a bit better.
Women have the power over the men in this case, rare to find a guy who pittyâs a woman. (Power of the pussy).
Example 1_
Guy 1: bro, I canât believe that chick felt sorry for me, she actually let me fuck her tits!
Example 2_
Girl 1: I felt so sorry for this guy that I offered him a petitty fuck. Eventually to find out he was lying!
Girl 2: omg what an asshole.