Rear admrial

A rear admrial also known as the dreaded rear admrial is in close relation to the atomic wedgie and is in the same category as the flying wedgie, the key difference between the the two maneuvers is hand placement of the recipient. While perfoming the Rear admrial or DRA the undgarmets of the victim are pulled or "wedged" up the rear most crease in The glutius maximus in a upward motion while simultaneously placing the right hand of the recipient on the forehead and securing it with the elastic band of the undergarments creating the illusion of a salute. Caution not to be attempted by anyone with a 8.5 bully rating or lower

Man did you see Cameron yesterday after we snuck a Rear admrial on him? I can still see the imprint on his hand from his jockeys!

white chocolate eruption

A white chocolate eruption is a sexual maneuver in which woman is bent double with her feet shoulder width apart and her head between her legs. A man finishes ejaculating into her anal canal, and then proceeds to execute a closed fist strike to her transverse abdominal area, in turn causing an eruption of seminal fluids and fecal matter, simulating the phenomenon of a volcanic eruption from the rectal opening.

"I've been scrubbing my house all day to clean up the remnants of that white chocolate eruption we performed last night."

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