ungentlemanly weapon

n. Slang for the male genitalia

Yesterday, on my date with Joey, he showed me his ungentlemantly weapon

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Amp

Someone that makes the situation 104x more dramatic than it really is

Origin; Burnsville, MN

Emma is such an amp when it comes to getting a party bus

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bigillion

adj. A non-word, created to express a large number of something.
Combines the words 'big' and 'million'.

Of course I know where it is, Carl, I have driven there a bigillion times.

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wwjd?

what would jason do?
jason: my imaginary friend. NOT jesus. or hey-sus, as some would put it.

"Why does the lamp shade say what would jesus do?"
"No! Its says what would JASON do!"
"Oh ok"

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go go buffalo

have you ever seen idle hands? its a way to cheer people on. or an exclamation of excitement.

"you can do it!"
"go go buffalo!"
"omg thanks, my confidence was just boosted so0o0o much!"

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