beagle

A Homosapien of the female variety, native particularly to Sydney, Australia, but found in all big cities, that possesses a sniffer-dog like ability to ascertain who is in possession of Cocaine. Never carries the drug herself, but is more than willing to consume that which is carried by others. Often found congregating with other beagles.

Dude, you're not going to belive it but the beagle is here, I just burnt half a fucking bag in one trip to the disabled shitter.

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