Wiley's Lust

Wiley's Lust is a lust so strong, specifically from a senior towards a freshman, that it triggers an insatiable desire to goon uncontrollably. The freshmen in question are, as Wiley would say, "mature for their age", so Wiley's Lust triggers one to want to "climb that tree". This gross lust is out of hand, comparable to the seven deadly sin that goes by the same name, and nobody can be saved from it. Once you have Wiley's Lust, you're done for and you'll become a super senior preying on freshmen forever.

Oh no, why is that freshman fine? Why do I want to climb that tree? I think I'm developing WIley's Lust....