A woodcutters axe enchanted with fear and turn undead at lvl 5826493.
Me: hit something with the fear stick
Enemy: AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! I GOTTA GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE
The greatest reason ever conceived by man. Any other questions in the argument will be immediately nullified.
John: hey. Why are you dipping Oreos in Nutella
Me: why not?
John: good point