Poo-tan

When the body over time develops a small stain around the rectum. it is usually brown but it depends on each individual diet.

Ben:Oh babe! you’re really starting to get a poo-tan??
Jessica: well I’m not getting any younger!
Should I get it bleached ?
Ben: no honey I like you just the way you are ..
You’re poo-tan is fine.

Dickkiss

When ones dick kisses another dick like knob to knob .
For it to be passionate their has to be a form of succion with the skin of the knob

I feel kinda weird doing this bro..
Its ok its just a dickkiss ,
Yeah but they stick together!
I know it's because of the skin bro

40 winks

The act of squatting down, and tea bagging ones eye sockets.

Ben: can we do that thing that I find weirdly pleasurable ?
Jessica: what the 40 winks you’ve been talking about?
Ben: yes, it’s a sensation I’ve never explored, and the ultimate proof of commitment.
They say not all couples can do the 40 winks, but I know the bond we share has no boundaries.
Jessica: so I only have to blink 40 times ?
Ben: yes.. basically it’s 40 winks and chill..
But no cheating I’m counting the winks..
Jessica: Ok then.
Ben: is this weird?
Jessica: well y..
Ben: don’t answer that .

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