Chipotle Coma

n. plural -mas chi-poht-ley co·ma

a state of prolonged unconsciousness caused after eating a Burrito from Chipotle Mexican Grill, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.

After eating Chipotle for lunch a devastating Chipotle Coma ensued, and I was unable to complete any work.

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