Rastafarian Tea

Bong Water

Josh was so high that he grabbed the bong and took a drink of that Rastafarian Tea

American Poutine

Where traditional poutine is fries and cheese curds covered in gravy, American Poutine ups the ante by covering those fries and curds in diarrhea.

I had to take an emergency shit in my McDonald’s bag. There were still fries at the bottom, it was a real American Poutine situation.

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