Semibisexual

Heterosexual but with extra steps

“Hey I’ve just come out as semibisexual. It means I’m bi but only attracted to one gender”
“So... straight?”

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Pheobe

An infuriating misspelling of the name Phoebe

"Hey you know that girl Phoebe?"
"Don't you mean Pheobe?"
"Fuck no I don't"