Ralph

Ralph is a guy who will know all kinds of information about you before he even meets you. Wonder how?

Ralph is very dedicated to his wife/ex wife even though he dates around frequently.

No consequences ever seem to befall Ralph no matter how he treats others.

Ralph likes big tall ugly girls with boyfriends. He gets all his info from them.

Mason

Mason is a twin. Short, portly and a warlock. Mason loves to say women seduce him when he's actually quite deviant all on his own.

Oh there's Mason, you better run.