heeyaw

An exclamation to describe a variety of things, depending on the context and tone of voice when spoken. Sometimes used to describe things that are low quality, annoying, or otherwise negative, while also used to describe something perceived as goofy or silly. A scoff in the general direction of something or someone.

“Stop singing that heeyaw song!”
“Look at this heeyaw pizza!”
“That’s a heeyaw lookin’ car”

sugar-blindness

A temporary state in which sweet food or drink items cause a person to find savory or otherwise less sweet food or drinks less sweet or appealing, when they would otherwise think that it is sweet.

*Drinks very sweet coffee, then eats some jelly toast* “This toast isn’t very good… I’m probably sugar-blind from my coffee.”
“I’ve got sugar-blindness from that donut I ate before supper.”