a man who steals you dick cheese from right under your nose
7"3 man that weighs about 68 pounds, is an epic gamer at fortnight and hides a bomb under his hair, if you fall we will fortnight dance over your dying body
Betty: have you met Elliot
Joe: no i have not
Elliot: *emotes down the hallway*
The soggy unsalted noodles sold by McDonaldâs
Betty: â wanna go get McDonaldâs French fries?â
Joe: â you mean those unsalted noodles?, no.â
Betty: âohâ
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An unbelievably hot man, usually Russian. on the short side of the scale, Val is the coolest guy around. Done mess with val or hell send his Russian dog after you.
Betty: "did you see Valentin hot bod today"
Joe: "yea he is short but also my hero"
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