narsing

rubbing your male genitalia (narso in Portuguese) against a male friend or coworker without making eye contact with the victim or giving previous notice.

"I was sitting at my desk when Jeremy surprised me from behing by leaning his dick against my elbow. Classic narsing!"

12👍 1👎

Narsing

Rubbing your genitalia (narso in Portuguese) on a male friend or work colleague without making eye contact with him and without previous notice to the victim

I was just sitting at my desk and John performed narsing on my shoulder

Brunout

Bruno de Carvalho’s recurrent burnout episode. Usually a mix of mental issues, alcohol, drugs done during instagram lives. More sad then funny, actually.

- my girlfriends’ friends are all mentally challenged
- ey Bruno, calm down… you’re borderline Brunout

Pussymista

Portuguese term used to refer to someone who is a pessimist by nature and also a cry baby.

- your team is winning 10-0 at half time. You can already celebrate the victory!
- nah, we still have the other half time…
- jeez, you’re such a pussymista