Sonata Arctica

1: An amazing band that loves wolves on their album art
2: A band that suffers from the curse known as bad sound mixer

"I went to go see Sonata Arctica at The Palladium!"
"How was it?"
"I must violence the sound mixer...."

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Saucerate

1: The French equivalent to failsauce
2: The Canadian equivalent to failsauce

Vous:"Je suis plein!"
Moi:"Saucerate!"

Websire

(n)One's father from the interwebs

I knew that my relationship with my websire went afoul when I woke up the next day in the trunk of his Chevy and we were heading to Mexico.

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Failmunch

n: One who fails

"It would have been an awesome night if it wasn't for the failmunch at the drive through who gave us 400lbs of sauce packets...."
"Only a failmunch can fail at walking a straight line sober."

Gloshnic

V: to gloshnic
N: a gloshnic
Adj: is gloshnic
Adv: gloshnicly

"I think I'm going to gloshnic down to Burger King and order a gloshnic."
"Don't dude! That stuff's gloshnic!"
"It's alright; I took a gloshnicly amount of drugs two seconds ago! I'm gonna die, anyways!"

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Poowah

1: an exclamation of win
2: The sound effect a glasses case makes when it opens

"Poowah! Headshot!"
"The gloshnic case opened with a flourishing 'poowah!'"

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