Cooze

Pussy- As in a coosie for your cock.

Excuse me, may I use your cooze as a cock holster?

Mangry Pelt

When a dude has no money and his wife/girlfriend gives him a haircut. It looks like a mad/angry-conjunction pelt lying on top of a head.

Check that mangry pelt on Biillbo's head. I heard Bill had trouble making rent so his old lady gave him that mangry pelt.