milwaukee chipolski

A sex act performed by having a female lay down on her back on the floor. The male then squats down and titty-fucks the female upside down, so that his asshole rubs up and down on her nose.

I gave her the milwaukee chipolski.

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pastry chef

A sex act performed in the following manner:

1. Have sex with a condom on
2. Bust a nut inside the condom
3. Remove the condom
4. Bite a hole in the tip of the condom
5. Squeeze out the contents of the condom in a decorative pattern on your partner's face.

I had sex last night and gave her the pastry chef.

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