Troll Stroker

Synonym for asshole. Pretty much means the thing, but is also derogatory because you are calling the person a troll. It's pretty awful because nobody wants to be called a troll let alone the one who strokes the trolls.

No. He didn't text me back. He's such a troll stoker.

I would have made it to grandma's 102nd birthday party had these troll strokers not kept me stuck in traffic. I will make sure to attend the funeral though.

Make sure you RSVP to the party or the troll stroker at the door won't let you in.

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Worm Dick

Just another everyday word for Penis. Clearly, making the point that the penis looks like a worm. An earthworm. To be specific, a naked earth worm Jim without the clothes.

Yeah man. Me and this chick were really hitting it off until she took me back and pulled out a worm dick.

I was so embarrassed I put my worm dick away and got out of there.

Well, did you bury your worm dick in her garden or what?!?

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