coffoi

French for coffee...wink wink, nudge nudge.

Use it to make yourself sound hip, happening and cultured.

Pronounced: Koff-wah

- Person A: "Hey guys, I'm going out for a coffoi, anyone else coming?"
- Person B: "Yeah, I'll come. I could do with a caffeine fix"

Granite

A way of describing super hard, large and defined muscles such as biceps and calf muscles.

Pronounced: Gran-eet

Grandfather - "Hey boy, graniiiite" *pointing to and flexing biceps of steel, the size of baseballs*

Son - "Okayyyy??? Why do you say that?"

Grandfather - "because they're as hard as a rock. Granite"