Bristow

A small, quiet town in Northern Virginia. Consists of various, scattered farms and housing developments as well as a SuperTarget and a Harris Teeter. Nestled in between the snobby town of Gainesville, and the hick country known as Nokesville. Known for their great parties.

Bob: Yo man! Let's go hit up Nokesville!
Joe: Nah, man! I am not partying in a barn!
Bob: Alright, let's hit up Gainesville!

Joe: Too many rich snobs!
Bob: Then where?
Joe: Bristow is where it's at!

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