وَمَآ أُمِرُوٓا۟ إِلَّا لِيَعْبُدُوا۟ ٱللَّهَ مُخْلِصِينَ لَهُ ٱلدِّينَ حُنَفَآءَ وَيُقِيمُوا۟ ٱلصَّلَوٰةَ وَيُؤْتُوا۟ ٱلزَّكَوٰةَ ۚ وَذَٰلِكَ دِينُ ٱلْقَيِّمَةِ

A Verse In Al Quran That Inside Surat Al Bayyinah. Specifically In Verse 5 Al Bayyinah In Juz 30

This Is The Interpretation Of The Verse:

They are not commanded in all of God's laws except that they worship God alone, direct their worship only to His face, avoid polytheism by leaning towards faith, establish prayer and pay zakat. That is the religion of istiqamah, which is the religion of Islam.

Teacher : Read Out Al Bayyinah Verse 5!!!!!

That One Student :

وَمَآ أُمِرُوٓا۟ إِلَّا لِيَعْبُدُوا۟ ٱللَّهَ مُخْلِصِينَ لَهُ ٱلدِّينَ حُنَفَآءَ وَيُقِيمُوا۟ ٱلصَّلَوٰةَ وَيُؤْتُوا۟ ٱلزَّكَوٰةَ ۚ وَذَٰلِكَ دِينُ ٱلْقَيِّمَةِ

90+6

It’s 99

Renee : What 90+6?
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Skibidywood

A Brainrottic Word Of Hollywood. Skibidywood Are A Place Where They Only Produce Something That Has To Do With Skibidi Toilet.

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Peenious

A situation where people so urgent to pee, they got to the hospital to do medical checkups to see there no infection in the bladder.

Tim : yo, Jamal got Peenious

Iffat : shut the fuck little Timmy