shroom dog millionare

When your friend thats tripping on shrooms buys a ton of stuff because he or she thinks they are a millionare. In reality they go over on their credit card and get a crappy credit score after the trip.

My friend who thought he was a shroom dog millionare dropped his credit score from 760 to 430 in one trip after buying 230 bags of twizzlers.

Cortezed

Underpaying a drug dealer by only five dollars but as a result being fucked in the ass by the leader of the drug ring in your area. Literally.

We forgot to pay only five bucks and as a result was forced to watch my friend be cortezed.

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earthqueef

The unfortunate occasion where some dumb bitch with a rank pussy queefs at a party in a closed area thus clearing the whole area and ruining the party.

I was twerking this chick until I realized that I was at the epicenter of an earthqueef and that shit stank.

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