triple yourself

To defecate, piss yourself, and cum all at the same time. Popularized in movie The Misfits and is used to describe the physical reaction to serious, often nerdy, excitement and fan-hype.

Dude, when the new Call of Duty game was announced, I tripled myself!

I can't wait for the new Gorillaz album! I'm tripling myself thinking about it!

Dude, don't triple yourself over the new Transformers movie.

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BMEnerd

Also known as BMEtroll, those people who troll and sadly make up the majority of body modification forums online. They constantly harass people who don't buy $40 jewelry (because it's "better") and wear regular earrings, because BMEzine tells them what to do, and they follow it like a cult.

They usually are into heavy body mods, and despise people who don't have body modification.

Guy: Hey look! I pierced my own nose!

BMENerd: OMFG EEW ULL GET AIDS BCUZ YOU DID IT URSELF AND DIDNT PAY $70 FOR A NOSE RING!

Guy: Wow...

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Spirit Keeping

The act of keeping spirits and ghosts in your house. Often used among wiccan and pagan people, or those interested in the paranormal universe. Often done with an invocation or chant, you summon a spirit to guide you in your life. There are several shops online that summon spirits for you and bind them to vessels to keep around.

That man over there is into spirit keeping, he talks to ghosts in his house.

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