QWERTY Crust

Dried sperm on the computer keyboard resulting from masturbation while surfing porn on the internet.

Dang it! My computer keyboard stopped working due to an overload of QWERTY crust! "overload"...no pun intended.

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Economic Teabag

Sticking it to a liberal organization by buying a competitor's product.

I hope GM is enjoying my economic teabag, because I only buy Lexus products.

Super Bowel

It's like the Super Bowl, only with feces.

Wow, the burrito supreme treated me to an outstanding super bowel. Bruce Springsteen even performed at the half!

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