WindMilled

When a male is performing sexual intercourse with another male by sitting on his lap and the force from the bouncing cause the top male's penis to spin like a windmill.

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Hey Jim! Why are you in such a good mood today?

Jim: Oh man! I got windmilled by a 9 incher last night!

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Vacation Dick

A penis that's thick and longer than you've ever seen, taking your breath away by just the sight of it, once you've seen it you cant stop thinking about it, and once it's inside you, you wont be able to walk straight for a few days at best. Different than a Boyfriend Dick, a Vacation Dick isn't for everyday use.

*At work after the weekend*
Boss: "Why are you limping, did you hurt your leg?"
You: "Oh no, I just got that Vacation Dick!!"

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