toaster ass

When someone's ass is so flat and shapeless, that it has the boxed, flat, dull appearance of a toaster.

Guy 1: That girl's ass is so lame...
Guy 2: Yeah, she's got a toaster ass!

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social graces

Those things that seem to matter more than the social event/setting itself. Manners, etiquette, behavior, etc.

Garth Brooks said it best: "I'm not big on social graces."

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