recombobulated

When you come back from being discombobulated.

I was discombobulated but I'm good now, all recombobulated.

Boogart

When your significant other doesn't pass the cigarette you're supposed to be splitting with them.

Hey, you gonna quit being a boogart and give me a turn on that cigarette?

Boo-gart

When you and your significant other are sharing a cigarette but they keep forgetting to pass it back to you for your turn.

Pass that cigarette back (man/woman), quit being a boo-gart.

Bacterialed

To be covered in or exposed to a large amount of bacteria.

1. I think I have food poisoning because that chicken sat out too long and became highly bacterialed.

2. I scrubbed the cootied, bacterialed counter with lysol wipes for so long that my arm muscles gave out.