dirtskin

(N) Used to identify a child with one or more of the following physical faults:

1.Spaghetti Face
2.Mullet
3.Rat-tail
4.Dirt-stache
5.Multiple cavities

Native to trailer parks.
Often spotted playing in housing developments at 10pm on a school night.

You - "There's a kid outside eating mud from your lawn."
Me - "That's the little dirtskin from down the street. His parents must have took off for a week and didn't leave him any cans of tuna."

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Get your free's worth

To take maximum advantage of a free item.

You - "I'm going to a wedding with an open bar"
Me - "You best get your free's worth"

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