Iranian General

The act of loudly ejaculating in a urinal at a shitty restaurant in a bad neighborhood to show off your flex.

I went into waffle house to pull an Iranian General, but Trump pretty well beat me to it in real life.

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Jugging

The act of masturbating a male dog and placing a milk jug over it's shaft before it knots up and letting the dog run off with it's penis stuck in the jug.

Me and Jimmy we're gonna go jugging this evening, but all the neighbors are keeping their dogs inside after last time.

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