razzy

Adj. Messy. Disjointed. Something alone and ugly.

The woman’s long hair became razzy after sleeping.

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alm

Noun. Mountain.

Etymology: Jonathon Spyri’s novel, Heidi.

Heidi's grandfather told her to get up the alm and look after those goats.

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drogue

Main Entry: drogue
Pronunciation: 'drOg
Function: noun
Etymology 1: Anthony Burgess’ _A Clockwork Orange_.
Date: circa 1971
Etymology 2: probably alteration of 1drag
Date: 1875
1. A toady. A cohort. A person that you use as a pawn. Someone that goes before the leader to take the main assault. A friend by convenience.
2 : SEA ANCHOR
3 a : a cylindrical or funnel-shaped device towed as a target by an airplane b : a small parachute for stabilizing or decelerating something (as an astronaut's capsule) or for pulling a larger parachute out of stowage
3 : a funnel-shaped device which is attached to the end of a long flexible hose suspended from a tanker airplane in flight and into which the probe of another airplane is fitted so as to receive fuel from the tanker.

*Definitions 2-3 derive from Merriam Webster.

I sent my drogue to steal a car before we went out that evening.

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HUMA Syndrome

Head Up My Ass Syndrome.

-The condition of caring for oneself more than others.

c.r. 1986 PNco

Mariah Carey was hospitalized for HUMA Syndrome in 2002, recovered slightly, but albulm sales have never been the same.

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dick flick

Function: noun
Etymology: West Coast slang; opposite of chick flick; 1985
Dick-flick

1: A movie consisting of mostly ethno-male elements, action, saving a woman, revenge for a dead family, etc. The movie usually has back story in which the protagonist is told to be highly specialized, elite, commando, a seer with muscles, he-man, special forces, etc.
2: Any medium (literature, film, ) that is overtly masculine. A Charles Bukowski poem with drunks wooing hookers.
3.) Using the penis as a slingshot, post-ejaculation.
4.) A homosexual movie.

here was no way that John’s date was going to watch a dick flick with him.

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Flubby

Verb. Receiving fellatio while having a bowel movement.

etymology: Black Water Cafe, 1991.

It doesn't take a fat man to get a flubby after dinner.

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perceived expectation

Psych.

-Making something happen physically because you subconsciously want it to happen.
-fulfilling a prophesy. Fulfilling a horoscope.

Mary liked to tell men she was blessed based on their perceived expectation.

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