pnpl

Pay now pay later means the person telling you this expects you to give them some of what have now (pay now). If you don't give them some now you will not get any when they have some later and you don't (pay later). Some people start using a variation, pn OR pl, but quickly learn that it is easier to just say pnpl.

Dude 1 says: "Hey, I just got some."
Dude 2 says: "I'm fresh out. PNPL.
Dude 1 says: "Here it is."
(They remain happy friends.)

Run the limits

Taking things to the extreme

You always run the limits with your drama.

Pre-orgasmic drip

Ejaculate that manifests before physical orgasm occurs. This is is a clear, somewhate viscous, liquid that appears at the tip of the penis during foreplay. One must be aware that this ejaculate is just as virile as the semen produced by the final ejaculation.

Dude, she couldn't believe how much pre-orgasmic drip I produced. This babe thought I was done for. Little did she know when she took ìt all in.

Taste this pod, babe. Want some more? It's cumming at ya.

Jerk a jiz

Masturbating to the point of ejaculating

I am so horny I bet I could jerk a jiz in 10 seconds.

trip toy

a person who can't keep can not keep on their feet under the given circumstances. This person will trip and fall flat on their face regardless of the ease of the task at hanđ.

She would be a really good dancer, but she is a trip toy.

I was playing a game called Four Square, but I was such I a trip toy I was quickly replaced by somebody who was more foot-eye coordinated than I was.

Slapping my jimmy

Masturbating

I need a woman because I am tired of slapping my jimmy all the time.