zombie erection

When you're totally sleepy but you've got a wild boner.
Some time just fell asleep with the erection, and it stands right there, a zombie erection (zombie boner).

- Man, we take a few pics of you last night, you had a zombie erection, lol!

OR

- *YAWN* You shouldn't peek under the blankets, I've got a zombie erection

fartiment

Those kind of compliments that get said as a result of a brain fart or something utterly obvious.
A compliment coming from the obviousphere, showing such ignorance that you should be ashamed receive it or even appreciate it.

Mostly seen on socials, as a result of a boner draining too much blood from the brain.

"Woa, look at Sissy's video! She's so good at dancing!" (sarcasm)
"Lemme see! OMG, let me comment it! (thethirst is real now): <<WOA SISSY I LOVE THE WAY YOU DANCE MOVING YOUR MODY AT THE SOUND OF MUSIC!"
"Well, duh, what a compliment, I'm about to get envious..." (sarcasm)
"She's so talented at dancing so dancily dancing, with all those dancy moves!>>"
"Quite a fartiment indeed..."

Becovid

Short for "because of Covid19".

Less used: short for "before Covid19" depending on the context.

Karen - "What do you mean we can't meet?"
Lucas - "Becovid"

John - "I'm coming by car just the same becovid"
Sasha - "It's OK, good thing you've got one"

Mom - "Put your mask on Julian, becovid!"
Julian - "yes mom :("
"In 2019 could do so many things becovid"

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