E-Lung

A new pulmonary disease sweeping the nation from E-Cigarettes and Vaping various oils that should never have been inhaled in the first place.

Today the news announced that E-Lung has now been seen in all 50 states.

McNimrod

The act of making a major party foul especially while under the influence of alcohol

1. Wow, did you hear about Matt the other night at the party? He got drunk and really turned into a McNimrod.

2. Everyone was drinking and having a good time untill Matt started drinking straight shots, then he transformed into a real Mcnimrod.

3. Tom and Matt were wrestling like usual, but when Matt lost he turned into total McNimrod.

4. Hey, put down that shotgun! Don't be such a McNimod!

5. Tom. Why did you run over Matt's mail box? Well, at the party he turned into a McNimrod. So as payback I ran it over.

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