ferndown

A town near the sunny beaches of bournmouth. Its small and insignificant compared to bournmouth's blue beaches. Its full to the brim with old people who come floking out of there homes on a thursday to collect there pension and make it impossible to move round the town a your surrounded by old smelly wrinkly people. Ferndown upper school is more like ferndown institute for the disorderly as it is turning into a prison with huge fences and is ocupied by more kakkers and chavs than mc donalds!

Ferndown-the dumping ground for the elderly

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wizard

1. Gandalf
2. Me
3. A male who performs the magic arts
4. A wise man
5. A dude who posesses great skil in some craft (like driving, electronix, etc.)
6. Someone who is greatly knowledgable and makes you feel stupid after you got puft up about what you know.
7. really OSM (british expression)

1. Gandalf removed the spell of Saruman from the King of Rohan.
2. I'm a wizard coz I fit most of these descriptions.
3. That Wizard just zapped that krug with a lightning spell.
4. Keith is as wise as Gandalf!
5. Neb the Wizard re-enacted the chase scene from The Matrix Reloaded coz he's that good!
6. I thot I knew all about cars 'till I met Jesse. He's a wizard!
7. Dude! That's wizard!

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chuffy

A large, scary being often being referred to as "Chuffy Pogialy"

RUN! its chuffy! he'll kill us all

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gnang

rabid feral beast. round, and about the size of your head.

my head was bitten off by a gnang.


hey mr.Gnang!!!

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