krug

When a man cums and shits on himself at the same time.

While John was having sex with Mary he krugged all over her face.

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krug

A person who flagrantly and intentionally disregards the ethics of Leave No Trace at Burning Man.

Our neighbors were such fucking krugs that they left behind an entire sofa covered in mayonnaise. At least, I think it was mayonnaise.

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krug

The actual greatest champagne in the world. Noted for pronounced aromas of gingerbread and tropical fruit that develop into a complex yeasty bouquet of infinite complexity with a finish that can last for hours in the best vintages. The only hundred-point champagne as rated by Wine Spectator ever, was the 1988 vintage.

FUN FACTS:

The grand cuvée Krug is rarer than vintage Cristal. (GC = a blend of vintages, equivalent to Moet et Chandon Brut Cuvée or Louis Roederer Brut)

The grand cuvée Krug is $150US / bottle (compare with $40US / bottle for MC).

Vintage Krug is considered by some to be the best champagne in the world. Aging potential is second to none; no other winery could produce a champagne that sits for 60 years without showing signs of wear (1947 Krug). Bottles of vintage Krug are far rarer than even the best years of Cristal, Dom Pérignon or the like, and often command five times the price of these champagnes at auction.

Krug 1947, 1961, 1979, 1988, 1990, and any Clos du Mesnil releases.

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Krug

To copy a homework assignment, usually with premeditated intentions and tardiness to group study sessions. May be used as a verb or adverb.

"Are you really just going to show up ten minutes before the assignment is due and krug the whole thing?!"

"Guys, I'm sorry I'm late, but I had a car accident. Can I just krug the assignment this week and I'll let you krug off me next time?"

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Krug

When you preform the rape scene from Last House on the Left

I totally Krugged some girl last night and she hated it. Little did she know her resistance made me harder.

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Krug

An exclaimation used to get the attention of your fellow peers. A true way to assert dominance over others.

Everyone was talking loudly in the group until Harrison brought attention to himself by yelling “KRUG!”

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Krug

A Krug is a retarded little shit who disrespects anything or anyone in it's way. A Krug can also be a person or thing that doesn't enjoy anything and has no sense of humour

That teacher is such a Krug.

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