Simon

A Simon is a well intended good-natured Italian. He is often found during two hole related activities: falling in them; or stuffing his face hole with food.

“Woah is that Wendy’s buffet is destroyed...Simon must be here”

“What is it boy? There’s an emergency at the old Farm in Acre St.? At the old well boy? Simon fell in it again?”

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