vomment

"vom ment" :

verb: the act of reading a comment that makes you want to vomit
noun: a comment that makes you want to vomit

as a verb: Her constant negativity causes me to vomment.

kidrama

kid drama is painstakingly faced by parents, teachers, and care takers of humans under the age of 24

kidrama can be caused by the brain not being fully attached to the mouth, lack of experience and/or wisdom

Most parents face large doses of kidrama once their "perfect children" hit age 12.