Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

Fab

Feet, ass, balls.

“Don’t put your head down on those ferry seats. They smell of fab!”

Seabeckistan

Seabeck WA. So far away from town it might as well be Afghanistan, but we’ll just smash those two words together for ease.

“ Hey, come on over to my place tonight for beer.” “Where do you live?” Seabeck.

“ Seabeckistan!!!”that’s way the heck out there”.