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Pity Flirt

A hot yet kindhearted guy/girl who genuinely acts interested in the least attractive people in the room to make them feel better.

Man, that girl was scary ugly. You're such a pity flirt.

by Neesied69 September 20, 2011

9👍 2👎


disgracebook updates

The act of posting status updates to one's facebook page while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.

Did you see Brittany's litany of disgracebook updates last night? She must've been wasted for reals.

by Neesied69 June 6, 2013


Phone-y

A person lacking personality and/or originality due to constant use of his/her smart phone.

Are you gonna invite Brittney to the party tonight?

Naw, man. She's a serious phone-y ever since she got the new iPhone 4.

by Neesied69 January 14, 2012

19👍 14👎


Virtual Reality Check

The need to take care of practical things after an extended period of time on the interweb, gaming or watching action movies.

Mom: Ryan, you've been playing Warcraft on line since yesterday and the dog needs to be walked. Seriously, it's time for a virtual reality check!

by Neesied69 August 8, 2012


Accidental Twerking

Dancing wildly and/or uncontrollably, resulting in a booty shake that looks like a poor attempt to twerk.

Damn, Ashley was so drunk, she was accidental twerking!

by Neesied69 February 15, 2015


Emo Turd

A poo that cries from the inside.

Dude, what's wrong??

I ate a bunch of spicy chicken mac & cheese and I don't feel so good. I think it's an emo turd.

by Neesied69 January 25, 2012

6👍 2👎


Republican't

A member of the political party opposed to basically everything good.

Donald Trump, aka asshat, is a Presidential candidate in the Republican't party.

by Neesied69 November 19, 2015

72👍 6👎