A hot yet kindhearted guy/girl who genuinely acts interested in the least attractive people in the room to make them feel better.
Man, that girl was scary ugly. You're such a pity flirt.
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The act of posting status updates to one's facebook page while under the influence of alcohol and/or drugs.
Did you see Brittany's litany of disgracebook updates last night? She must've been wasted for reals.
A person lacking personality and/or originality due to constant use of his/her smart phone.
Are you gonna invite Brittney to the party tonight?
Naw, man. She's a serious phone-y ever since she got the new iPhone 4.
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The need to take care of practical things after an extended period of time on the interweb, gaming or watching action movies.
Mom: Ryan, you've been playing Warcraft on line since yesterday and the dog needs to be walked. Seriously, it's time for a virtual reality check!
Dancing wildly and/or uncontrollably, resulting in a booty shake that looks like a poor attempt to twerk.
Damn, Ashley was so drunk, she was accidental twerking!
A poo that cries from the inside.
Dude, what's wrong??
I ate a bunch of spicy chicken mac & cheese and I don't feel so good. I think it's an emo turd.
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A member of the political party opposed to basically everything good.
Donald Trump, aka asshat, is a Presidential candidate in the Republican't party.
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