seamus-ass a'hole

a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the savannah through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would. Do not approach this animal in the wild.

a seamus-ass a'hole is a disturbingly mild-mannered predator who is neither intellectually, athletically, nor genetically superior to any other animal, but he kicks it with the hottest birdbrains in the jungle through the guise of pretending to be asexual. Experts have surmised that he, like many species, freely participates in homosexuality. His usual disposition is agitated, but sometimes when threatened, he sticks his head in the sand, as an ostrich would.

January 11

WHEN A BAD BITCH WAS BORN

1: hey do u know when that girl was born
2: January 11
1: figures

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stella

an energetic girl who is, at her best, quite pretty and smart. She loves being the center of attention and mainly can be found in the classroom running her mouth. i can tell she keeps her friends close, her '"frenemies" closer.

Brad) did you hear stella today in class
Chad) no, i try not to listen

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