seven

Used to fill empty silences. A number used for anything. Whatever the hell you want it to mean. Pretty much the only number you'll ever need. Whenever it shows up in a situation, there is large excitement. A way to get out of answering awkward questions.

silence...
...silence...
A: "Seven."
(Laughter)
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A: "What time is the movie?"
B: "Seven." (even if it isn't.)
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A: "Did you kiss him last night?"
B: "Well... seven..."
A: "Did you DO him last night?"
B: "Seven."
A: "How was it?"
B: "Seven."
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A: "Are you mad at me?"
B: "Seven."
A:"Why?"
B:"Neh meh..."
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A: "Do I look fat in this?"
B: "Well... seven."
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