Keyblade

A Weapon from the Kingdom Hearts franchise. A comicly large key used to defeat the darkness.

Jacob was about to get his ass kicked by Mark, but pulled out his Keyblade just in time.

Spice Girl

The stand of the female major ally Trish Una from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5: Vento Aureo.
Spice Girl has the ability to "Soften" Objects, causing them to become more elastic & durable. SG can even soften moving objects and un-soften them, making them retain their kenetic energy. (Its called Spicy Lady in other countries, which is gay.)

"Spice Girl!"
"WANNNNNAAAAAABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"