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Rance

A supposedly famous Hollywood insider who runs a bitchy gossip blog under the pen name Rance, a play on the word "rants." As of this writing, Rance's identity is unknown, but some have suggested it's Owen Wilson, Ben Affleck, or other notable actors.

I read on Rance's website that Barbara Streisand is even cheaper than people already think.

by Neilmiser June 2, 2004

18πŸ‘ 166πŸ‘Ž


Dangerous Toys

One of the lamest of the lame 80s hair bands, whose most notable song "Sporting A Woody" pristinely and simultaneously denotes exactly what kind of music they made and what kind of fans they were courting.

Sportin' a woody, when you're walking byyyy! Sportin' a woody, when your titties fly!! What great music Dangerous Toys were able to create. Or not.

by Neilmiser April 30, 2004

4πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


Warrior needs food badly

Phrase to be uttered whenever one is very hungry. Can also be substituted as "Elf needs food badly" and "Valkyrie needs food badly". Never "Wizard needs food badly" though, since no one with half a brain played as that character.

Speaking of which, its origin: Derived from the classic 80s arcade game "Gauntlet" where characters low on health would need to find food immediately for survival.

"Warrior needs food badly, I haven't eaten anything in hours!"

by Neilmiser May 11, 2004

180πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


kitters

An Argentinian half cat-half human hybrid with beautiful markings and an odd speech pattern.

I think I saw a kitters over there shouting HUMP HUMP at passersby.

by Neilmiser March 9, 2004

8πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


You Can't Do That On Television

Fantastic Canadian-made older kids' show aired during Nickelodeon's infancy. Involving snot jokes, barf jokes, fart jokes, and other similar hoohah, it was notable for naming one of its castmembers "Moose" despite the fact that she was a young human female.

Did you know Alanis Morrisette got her start on `You Can't Do That On Television` back in the day? Even still, I like it anyway.

by Neilmiser May 7, 2004

35πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


No more yanky my wanky

I shall endeavor to cease masturbating forthwith.

My dick is all chapped, so no more yanky my wanky.

by Neilmiser May 9, 2004

37πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


Impy and Chimpy

Mistaken name for "Itchy and Scratchy" Ned Flanders bellowed while watching the Poochy debacle.

That's the best episode of `Impy and Chimpy` I've ever seen.

by Neilmiser May 7, 2004

47πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž